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Bah, New Year

Copyright 2008 Ben S. Pollock 1. For all of us who watch our weight, shouldn’t we followers of Agatston and Atkins continue to avoid refined flour and reduce processed food, though that might drive us nuts (which are excusably high fat only if you’re near zero carb). To do any diet right, you can’t eat […]

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The 4 Gram Coat

Copyright 2007 Ben S. Pollock It’s overeating season, followed by Resolve Month beginning on New Year’s Day. I eat healthier than some but know I fall short. Dr. Arthur Agatston emphasizes whole carbs and not too many of them, especially the simple or sweet ones, and his South Beach Diet has been the easiest plan […]

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A Hawkeye on Values

Copyright 2007 Ben S. Pollock Alan Alda is not necessarily a genius, though he’s been a documentary host on PBS. Nor is he a hero, though he played one in M*A*S*H. He even may have had co-writing (aka ghosting) or close editing (aka ghosting) with either or both of his memoir volumes, the second of […]

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Keep Laying

Every time work gets weird I think of this old joke. Its application gets broader and broader. This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.’ And the doctor says, ‘Well, why don’t you turn him in?’ The guy says, ‘I would, but I need the eggs.’” […]

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A Song of Whitman, Myself

Copyright 2007 Ben S. Pollock A pet peeve is one of those list poems, It’s why Whitman bores me then I feel guilty, because isn’t he some kind of Poetry God? But for the last 29 of my fifty years, I’ve bound myself with society’s popular rules. If its wisdom is questionable My wisdom must […]

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Fifty Fifty

Copyright 2007 Ben S. Pollock Any number of self-appointed TV experts in recent months say either “40 is the new 20” and “60 is the new 40.” Oprah Winfrey said the latter to David Letterman when she interviewed him a couple of weeks ago. They were discussing his toddler son. Actually, that would mean 60 […]