Loose Leaves, 1st run Sunday 9 July 2000 in The Morning News of Northwest Arkansas By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 2000 Donrey Media Group Maybe it’s a happy circumstance for the hermit side of me, but my wife and I have become increasingly reluctant to entertain visitors. The house has taken an odor. Yesterday, in […]
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Late Speaker Tip O’Neill famously said, “All politics is local.” Mirthologist says, “All columns is local.” Certainly these.
Loose Leaves, 1st run Tuesday 25 January 2000 in The Morning News of Northwest Arkansas By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 2000 Donrey Media Group Welcome to the Ben’s Academy of Pooh-bah Arts and Sciences Awards Show. Coming to you live from the old Royal typewriter in beautiful downstairs Burbank, we present the Best of the […]
Loose Leaves, 1st run Tuesday 9 November 1999 in The Morning News of Northwest Arkansas By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 1999 Donrey Media Group I’d like to think I was a normal, tidy homeowner. The neighbors here seem to disagree. You can tell by what they don’t say, those odd silences when our paths cross […]
Loose Leaves, 1st run Tuesday 17 August 1999 in The Morning News of Northwest Arkansas By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 1999 Donrey Media Group This fact is not common knowledge, perhaps because I just made it up, but all columnists not only know one another but work in the same room. Eli the household hints […]
Mirthology column, 1st run Thursday 3 September 1992 in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 1992 Ben S. Pollock Like others who have grown accustomed to being single, I have gradually surrounded myself with pets. They take the edge off loneliness, but the responsibility of ensuring their well-being accompanies a very real love. […]
Mirthology column, 1st run Wednesday 21 March 1990 in the Arkansas Democrat By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 1990 Ben S. Pollock Research in the 1950s found the left and right halves of the brain have different functions, and experiments in the 1960s proved the left hemisphere is in charge of logical number crunching — straight-line […]
Mirthology column, 1st run Wednesday 7 March 1990 in the Arkansas Democrat By Ben S. Pollock Copyright 1990 Ben S. Pollock Waking up with a stopped-up ear is a nuisance. You know the cause — the previous week’s head cold — and that it’s not infected — no pain. Yet, the ear needs fixing, because […]