{"id":6102,"date":"2018-07-04T20:28:51","date_gmt":"2018-07-05T01:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/?p=6102"},"modified":"2018-07-07T06:59:04","modified_gmt":"2018-07-07T11:59:04","slug":"goofus-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/","title":{"rendered":"The Goofus American"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HAVANA \u2014\u00a0We went to Cuba! On our return, family and friends wanted to know all about it. &#8220;How was the food in Havana?&#8221; has been the most frequent question. Our answer: We barely ate on the island, not a satisfactory response for us, either.<\/p>\n<p>What can my wife or I report? I didn&#8217;t lose my wallet at customs, and I was not mugged behind the mausoleum.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6106\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6106\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6106\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/ckp-bsp-buena-vista-social-club-041718\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"811,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 8 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1524006732&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.87&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;125&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CKP BSP Buena Vista Social Club 041718\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;The Pollocks at Habana Cafe in Havana&amp;#8217;s Melia Cohiba Hotel dancing to an incarnation of Buena Vista Social Club. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Christy K. Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-225x300.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-769x1024.jpeg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6106\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"The Pollocks at Habana Cafe in Havana's Melia Cohiba Hotel dancing to an incarnation of Buena Vista Social Club.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-113x150.jpeg 113w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-768x1023.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718-769x1024.jpeg 769w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/CKP-BSP-Buena-Vista-Social-Club-041718.jpeg 811w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6106\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Pollocks at Habana Cafe in Havana&#8217;s Melia Cohiba Hotel dancing to an incarnation of Buena Vista Social Club. <br \/><small>Photo Christy K. Pollock<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>We went more as tourists than travelers, a silver anniversary cruise, so the passage was half the time and half the fun of the trip, not just conveyance.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0After 25 years, even before our second date two years earlier, I learned not to speak on behalf of My Beloved (MB). These are my perceptions. Going by the draft&#8217;s word count, I have some.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">A few months after the trip, I can&#8217;t make this a travelogue. Like any other writer with any other destination, it&#8217;s all been said before. Reflective anecdotes I&#8217;ve got, though.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I did not approach the visit as a journalist, nor could I have done much, by my standards, as a professional observer. Yet after decades in news media I can&#8217;t help but watch, question, take notes and try to figure things out. When you share what you\u2019ve learned, it&#8217;s journalism. Might be less than first-rate, but it&#8217;s real.<\/p>\n<p>Our long-planned second honeymoon happened to overlap the day, April 19, 2018, when Raul Castro with little if any notice retired from the office his brother Fidel held for decades before him. Raul&#8217;s vice president, Miguel Diaz-Canel, succeeded him. Find journalism on this at &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/pulitzercenter.org\/reporting\/castro-steps-down-diaz-canel-assumes-cuban-presidency\">Castro Steps Down as D\u00edaz-Canel Assumes Cuban Presidency<\/a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2018\/apr\/19\/cuba-president-miguel-diaz-canel-modernise-economy\">Cuba&#8217;s New Leader Vows to Modernise Economy but No Return to Capitalism<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We almost had no idea anything was happening. The guide for our afternoon bus tour of Havana historic sites mentioned that &#8220;tomorrow,&#8221; Wednesday, April 18, was going to be important as a new vice president was to be announced. I don&#8217;t know if the guides on the excursion&#8217;s other seven buses informed their passengers. MB later asked the guide for our evening nightclub excursion, and he knew only about the same.<\/p>\n<p>The Norwegian Cruise Line ship had few channels on the stateroom TV sets so I watched MSNBC and BBC, avoiding Fox News. CNN was not available. Nothing off the boat was in the daily schedule handout so no word on Cuban politics.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>Late Thursday, though, BBC ran three words on the bottom screen crawl, &#8220;Raul Castro Retires.&#8221;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Internet on board cost $35 a day, so we decided to take a social media holiday. Did you miss us April 16-20?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The tour guides didn\u2019t have it quite right. Days later Diaz-Canal announced his second in command. Actually, he named six vice presidents, <i>The New York Times<\/i> reported April 22. It wasn&#8217;t clear if among them there\u2019s a first vice president.<\/p>\n<p>We American and European tourists saw no change from the leadership transition Wednesday. This is Ben Pollock live, reporting to you from Havana Harbor.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We arrived in Havana Harbor on Tuesday morning. We had chosen a bus tour of 15th-17th-century Spanish ruins, a variety of residential neighborhoods from poor\/working to middle class, and commercial and public facilities.\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">Their Capitol resembles the U.S. one, but is this much taller, the guide said, spreading her thumb and index finger, apparently a common joke delivered to foreign tourists.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>On the road were Cuba&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/jalopnik.com\/heres-what-cubas-car-scene-looks-like-in-2017-1791963244\">famous old cars<\/a>. Due to decades of restrictions and embargoes, drivers generally have had autos from the 1950s at the latest, repairing them as needed. The shinier of these classics, often convertibles, were used as tourist taxis, hired by some of our shipmates. Commuting Cubans may have waxed less, but their motors all purred. Well, every few blocks there was a car on the shoulder with a sweaty man leaning under the raised hood. Note: no air-conditioning in these babies, so their windows always were open in the tropical heat.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6093\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6093\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6093\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/version-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,864\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone SE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1523971277&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000533049040512&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Version 2&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Two Flags above Spanish Fort outside Havana\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;The Cuban flag is at left. A basic web search did not explain the flag on the right. Old Spanish fort just outside Havana. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Ben Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-300x240.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-1024x819.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6093\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"The Cuban flag is at left. A basic web search did not explain the flag on the right. Old Spanish fort just outside Havana.\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-150x120.jpg 150w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-768x614.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort-1024x819.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/2-flags-spanish-fort.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6093\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Cuban flag is at left. A basic web search did not explain the flag on the right. Old Spanish fort just outside Havana. <br \/><small>Photo Ben Pollock<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The second walking stop was at a never-used Spanish fort, pictured. The earlier was for a walk through the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Colon_Cemetery,_Havana\">Cristobal Colon (Christopher Columbus) Cemetery<\/a>. No, he&#8217;s not buried there but we wanted him in, was a quip of our guide, as Chris is blamed for the island\u2019s historic troubles.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0Several Caribbean nations, she added, have Columbus cemeteries as well, and his remains are in none of them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The cemetery was the burial place of Cuban heroes, both recent and further back, such as Jose Marti (1853-1895). &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/projects\/cp\/international\/obama-in-cuba\/cuban-poet-jose-marti-everyones-revolutionary\">Cuban Poet Jos\u00e9 Mart\u00ed: Everyone\u2019s Revolutionary,<\/a>&#8221; reported <i>The New York Times<\/i> in 2016, when President Barack Obama further opened relations with Cuba. (Che&#8217;s buried 270 miles east in Santa Clara.)<\/p>\n<p>The memorials are fascinating, with unique statues and various styles of mausoleums. The guide said that despite appearances the Cuban people do not obsess with death, compared to Americans (us) and our leaving flowers, flags and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, MB was waylaid in our bus \u2014 she was in the bus\u2019s restroom when we stopped at the cemetery. All of us got out, and the bus went on about a half-mile up the drive to the chapel, toward which we were to walk, stopping at certain graves along the way. That\u2019s when MB was able to get out, walk back to our group, then stroll with us back to the chapel.\u00a0So she missed the initial sets of comments about this military hero or that writer.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>A few of us, restless and curious, walked around during the narration, examining monuments.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6100\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6100\" style=\"width: 240px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6100\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/version-2-8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"864,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone SE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1523965877&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0166666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Version 2&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Worker points out feature of mausoleum at Cementerio de Crist\u00f3bal Col\u00f3n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;A worker points out a feature of a mausoleum at Cementerio de Crist\u00f3bal Col\u00f3n (Christopher Columbus) in Havana. For a tip, he&amp;#8217;ll show you around. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Ben Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-240x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-819x1024.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6100\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"A worker points out a feature of a mausoleum at Cementerio de Crist\u00f3bal Col\u00f3n (Christopher Columbus) in Havana.\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-120x150.jpg 120w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-helper.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6100\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A worker points out a feature of a mausoleum at Cementerio de Crist\u00f3bal Col\u00f3n (Christopher Columbus) in Havana. For a tip, he&#8217;ll show you around. <br \/><small>Photo Ben Pollock<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>One mausoleum struck me, with dark granite (unusual in this graveyard) with a nouveau\/deco stying so I approached it with my cellphone camera app on.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>A worker, in the blue work shirt and trousers of all the cemetery crew, beckoned me. I followed with no thought or apprehension, although in the very moment visualized the diner scene in <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/UozhOo0Dt4o\">Mulholland Drive<\/a>, where one guy is telling another about his dream of a scary creature behind the cafe so the two go back there and. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My trusting physical intuition was right \u2014 the worker just wanted to point out better photo vantage points and, yes, in exchange for $5 U.S., no Cuban pesos for him. It turns out this mausoleum was somewhat wrecked in the back. The worker gestured I should look in an iron-barred, glassless window. It was a bit high, so the worker pointed to where I could step up. He steadied me with a hand to the small of my back. It was a strong confident touch. I felt no fear. Inside the back of the little building was broken concrete.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6099\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6099\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6099\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/version-2-7\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"810,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone SE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1523970628&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Version 2&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Russia&amp;#8217;s Putin Hangs at Cigar Store\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;A picture of Russian leader Vladimir Putin hangs in a Cuban government-owned store for tourists at an old Spanish fort just outside Havana. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Ben Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6099\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"A picture of Russian leader Vladimir Putin hangs in a Cuban government-owned store for tourists at an old Spanish fort just outside Havana.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/putin-cigar-shop.jpg 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6099\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A picture of Russian leader Vladimir Putin hangs in a government shop for tourists. <br \/><small>Photo Ben Pollock<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>My photos turned out fuzzy, just as well, nothing to see here.<\/p>\n<p>The old Spanish fort, after we were bused further through Havana, was authentically 16th century but never used militarily. What it had besides a grand view, from a high point, was a government cigar and rum store for us tourists.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p>MB bought some Havanas, and I snapped a photo of Russian leader Vladimir Putin that was hanging above the cash register.<\/p>\n<p>The cashier glared at me when I did so.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Customs at the dock was smooth. A row of glass-fronted booths held Cuban customs agents, and security on the Cuban side resembled that of an airport. Returning from the city, we emptied pockets to waiting plastic bins and placed bags on the conveyor belt. We could hold valuables as we walked through the X-ray machine. I would grip my money wallet and passport wallet, wait in line and go through. Then we repacked our pockets.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Once on the ship side following the Tuesday afternoon bus tour, I routinely felt my pockets and my money wallet was \u2014 was where?<\/p>\n<p>I remembered \u2014 I had counted two items to hold and it must\u2019ve been the passport wallet but unexpectedly also the coin case. I returned through a customs booth, and a smiling Cuban security agent pointed me to a table when another guard was inventorying every bill and card, listing each on a paper form. I couldn\u2019t reclaim them until she was done, and she was methodical. But eventually, she had me initial at several spots then sign.<\/p>\n<p>Absolutely nothing was taken. By my experiences, Cuban people are friendly, courteous and honest.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We returned to the ship to rest and for a good, conventional dinner (the cruise liner generally accommodated our vegan diet well) then headed out at 9:45 (Eastern) for a late club date. We chose a successor band to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/music\/2011\/jun\/16\/ry-cooder-joins-buena-vista\">Buena Vista Social Club<\/a>, while other shipmates chose a Las Vegas style showgirl extravaganza. The latter is not out of line, as it would be similar to what was offered to visitors during the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fulgencio_Batista\">Batista regime<\/a> post World War II. We\u00a0boarded a bus for the <a href=\"https:\/\/oncubamagazine.com\/culture\/the-real-buena-vista-social-club-is-in-the-habana-cafe\/\">Habana Caf\u00e9 at the Melia Cohiba Hotel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Outside of the headline act, one cocktail and appetizer trays to be included in the price of the excursion, we didn\u2019t know what to expect. MB loved her mojito. We were served cheese and sausage platters. Though vegan, I tried some for research. I&#8217;m still cured of meat.<\/p>\n<p>On stage was a string quintet of five teenage girls\u00a0\u2014 two violins, viola, cello and upright bass \u2014 playing light classical excerpts and some jazz swing. In the last couple of numbers, some of them sang Big Band numbers, perhaps &#8220;Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.&#8221; The ensemble played very well, for an amateur high school group.<\/p>\n<p>Our top of the bill show was exactly what we hoped.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201csocial club\u201d stars comprised old timers hale enough to perform. Above them was a screen showing slides of folks in their 1950s pre-Castro heyday. The only one from that generation was a marvelous woman\u00a0\u2014 large-framed, enthusiastic but frail \u2014 the others seemed in their 70s. Young dancers, one man and two women, tore up the stage during most numbers.<\/p>\n<p>There were seven to nine musicians in the backup band including horns. They weren\u2019t deafeningly loud, as would be the case in the States. The drums and brass were NOT miked, for example, the soloists were. One percussionist turned out to be one of the front-line performers. He both sang and danced. He pretty much had most of the stage time, perhaps making him the overall leader.<\/p>\n<p>It was a nonsmoking club. Fidel having quit cigars in the mid-1980s, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/4241897.stm\">banned smoking<\/a> in public buildings in 2005.<\/p>\n<p>In the finale, audience members were invited to the stage to dance, and MB leapt at the opportunity, and I hustled to keep up.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Finale, Buena Vista Social Club Band\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wh15LQrMiJs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>For the second day in port, Wednesday 18 April, we went out on our own, walking to an open market and trying to find a \u201cCuban coffee.\u201d We didn\u2019t have a lot of time, as we were to be back on the boat well before the anchor was lifted at 2:30 in the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>The market MB had heard of was a warehouse with dozens of booths, all souvenirs for tourists. The same items disappointedly were in corresponding booths aisle after aisle \u2014 jewelry, caps, T-shirts, wood carvings, basic toys. Still, MB bought some jewelry, purportedly black coral, and found me a ring for $20 U.S. It&#8217;s black with \u00a0a square of mother of pearl surrounded by a little silver and overall made of either\u00a0bone, coral or plastic \u2014 the vendor agreed with whatever we guessed it was. It&#8217;s cool, so who cares?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6101\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6101\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6101\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/a-havana\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Having a Havana\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Smoking a Havana in Havana. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Christy K. Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-1024x1024.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6101\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Smoking a Havana in Havana.\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/a-havana-1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6101\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Smoking a Havana in Havana. <br \/><small>Photo Christy K. Pollock<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I\u2019m still not sure what Cuban coffee is. As time to reboard approached, we asked around and hunted a bit, ending up at a government-owned hotel in a stately old building. Our choice was espresso or Americano, so we chose the former, sitting in an otherwise empty dining room\/bar. We&#8217;re calling that <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cuban_espresso\">Cuban coffee<\/a>, as that&#8217;s the coffee we drank in Cuba.<\/p>\n<p>Ernesto \u201cChe\u201d Guevara \u2014 during our port of call I wondered if souvenirs depicting his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/travel\/iconic-photography-che-guevara-alberto-korda-cultural-travel-180960615\/\">iconic head shot<\/a> were more for us tourists, as that\u2019s more romantic and less \u201cCommie\u201d than say Fidel\u2019s face. No, Cubans do revere Che. Oddly, \u00a0I only saw Fidel refrigerator magnets at that hotel&#8217;s gift shop. The beret-wearing Che may be the nation&#8217;s version of Gilbert Stuart&#8217;s George Washington.<\/p>\n<p>The gift shop unexpectedly offered a few Judaica items, as we were near a historic synagogue. Which we never found.<\/p>\n<p>A few blocks away, near a church with a statue of Mother Theresa of India outside, we stopped and shared one of those cigars. For research.Then we headed to customs.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Travelers all say this, but unless you\u2019re in the military, Peace Corps or somehow somewhere for months, you feel like perhaps you haven\u2019t been there long enough to <em>know<\/em> a place. You sure feel shortchanged with a stay of about 36 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Cuba, somehow, seems vulnerable. Donald J. Trump could jackass it, as our diplomatic relations were opened by President Obama and DJT delights in dismantling every Obama action, livening up slow news days. Putin could rile things up, too, just to mess with Trump. Cuba continues to be something of a pawn for over 500 years, of one country then another then another?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Why did MB and I choose to spend our 25th silver anniversary on a crusise to Cuba? We are children of the Cold War, when Cuba was a big deal. Each of us was age 5 or so in 1962, the year of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jfklibrary.org\/JFK\/JFK-in-History\/Cuban-Missile-Crisis.aspx\">Missile Crisis<\/a>.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Back in those days, people in any town, Arkansas or Iowa or any other state, read a paper every day, sometimes a couple of papers. Watching the 5:30, or 6:30 Eastern and Pacific, televised network nightly news was ritual. Local newscasts followed. Virtually every every radio station \u2014 AM was the main option \u2014 FM grew in the middle of the country more in the 1970s \u2014 had five minutes of network news each hour.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>People had a general idea of what what\u2019s going on in major countries. Now too many of us merely see something flair up on social media then either pursue facts online or just taking some \u201cfriend\u2019s\u201d word for it, as a summary.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Cuba matters? Maybe in a global sense not so much, as it&#8217;s pretty small. Yet it seems to have been a political litmus strip. There are any number of countries like that. Vulnerable. Little countries, especially near larger ones and moreso if they have resources the bigger countries desire, convey early warning signals.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6094\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6094\" style=\"width: 656px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6094\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/version-2-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,810\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone SE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1523973023&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000598086124402&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Version 2&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Our ship, the Norwegian Sky, in Havana harbor\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Our ship, the Norwegian Sky, in Havana harbor. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Ben Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"size-large wp-image-6094\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Our ship, the Norwegian Sky, in Havana harbor.\" width=\"656\" height=\"492\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/our-ship-havana-harbor.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6094\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our ship, the Norwegian Sky, is docked in Havana harbor. <br \/><small>Photo Ben Pollock<\/small><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If Monday was sailing to Cuba, then Thursday the 19th was spent enjoying a small island owned by the cruise line. We walked around its coves and enjoyed a picnic lunch with several hundred of our fellows.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Yet I struggled to enjoy, as a cold started the evening before. No seasickness but sniffles, but at least it started hours after the Cuba port of call ended.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Overall, \u00a0ship staff was attentive, not intrusive and not distant. It was easy to eat healthy.<\/p>\n<p>A handful of the ship&#8217;s wait staff each night were called to sing people \u201cHappy Birthday.\u201d At least one server, every time, was remarkably tone deaf. On Tuesday night we were serenaded with an anniversary song, similarly out of tune. The selection? \u201cLet Me Call You Sweetheart,\u201d just one verse and chorus fortunately. Thursday was our official anniversary (as far as ship staff were concerned), and we got sung to again.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Early Friday we arrived back in Miami. Eying a late afternoon flight to Northwest Arkansas Regional, I figured out how to squeeze out another vacation day. We took the cruise line\u2019s bus to the airport, where we splurged and paid to check our bags. Then we took an Uber to South Miami Beach.<\/p>\n<p>The plan was to enjoy the famous South Beach with a lunch at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscafe.com\">News Cafe<\/a>, which we remembered fondly from our fifth anniversary trip, a few days in Miami. The restaurant and its staff as before were full of personality serving moderately priced, tasty, large portions. We had the Middle Eastern Platter for Two (dolma, baba ghanoush, hummus, tabbouli and some hot tomato red spice paste). On their sound system \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ella_Fitzgerald_and_Louis_Armstrong_collaborations\">Louis, Ella<\/a> and French midcentury pop songs. MB raved about News Cafe&#8217;s Key lime pie, made with sweetened condensed milk, rather than the conventional custard or, rather deceptively, the lime-flavored and -colored cheesecake she&#8217;s been served for years almost everywhere else.\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Then we took off our shoes and walked along the beach. Seeing an airplane-towed banner \u2014 &#8220;Shoot Machine Guns &#8211; @ Lock and Load Miami &#8211; Firearms Museum&#8221; \u2014 reminded us we had returned to the USA in 2018.<\/p>\n<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2018\/07\/goofus-american\/&quot;}' id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-6102 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-full'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"810\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"Plane tows a banner, advertising a gun range I think, above South Miami Beach.\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-6096\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" data-attachment-id=\"6096\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/version-2-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,810\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone SE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1524231336&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000324991875203&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Version 2&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Plane Towing Banner above South Beach\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Plane tows a banner, advertising a gun range I think, above South Miami Beach. &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Ben Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/south-beach-1024x768.jpg\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-6096'>\n\t\t\t\tPlane tows a banner, advertising a gun range I think, above South Miami Beach. <br \/><small>Photo Ben Pollock<\/small>\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"810\" src=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"This banner towed by a plane above South Miami Beach, states &quot;Shoot Machine Guns -- Firearms Museum -- @Lock and Load Miami.\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-6097\" srcset=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" data-attachment-id=\"6097\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/version-2-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,810\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone SE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1524230672&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000299043062201&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Version 2&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Hey beachcombers, come over and shoot some\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;This banner towed by a plane above South Miami Beach, needs no explication. Can&amp;#8217;t help it: &amp;#8220;Oh, beachcombers, come over and shoot some!&amp;#8221; &lt;br \/&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo Ben Pollock&lt;\/small&gt;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/wp-content\/uploads\/flying-sign-1024x768.jpg\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-6097'>\n\t\t\t\tThis banner towed by a plane above South Miami Beach, needs no explication. Can&#8217;t help it: &#8220;Oh, beachcombers, come over and shoot some!&#8221; <br \/><small>Photo Ben Pollock<\/small>\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<hr \/>\n<p>&#8220;The Goofus American&#8221; title is a reference to the novel and movie <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Quiet_American_(2002_film)\">The Quiet American<\/a>. Graham Greene&#8217;s classic tragedy actually is about Vietnam, while his comic <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Our_Man_in_Havana_(film)\">Our Man in Havana<\/a> is set in this hemisphere. Great casts in both film adaptations.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><small>\u00a9 2018 Ben S. Pollock<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAVANA \u2014\u00a0We went to Cuba! On our return, family and friends wanted to know all about it. &#8220;How was the food in Havana?&#8221; has been the most frequent question. Our answer: We barely ate on the island, not a satisfactory response for us, either. What can my wife or I report? I didn&#8217;t lose my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brick-bats-reportage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2263,"url":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2010\/10\/but-seriously-folks\/","url_meta":{"origin":6102,"position":0},"title":"But Seriously, Folks","author":"Ben S. 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Those who love to taunt the city doubtless will mock the smaller percentage approving the bit for continued construction of trails, as compared to the 3-to-1 majorities for the sewage treatment and road improvements. Specifically, according to the NWA Times (and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News, Spin&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News, Spin","link":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/category\/news-spin\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3047,"url":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2011\/08\/blog-on-blog-off\/","url_meta":{"origin":6102,"position":5},"title":"Blog On, Blog Off","author":"Ben S. Pollock","date":"August 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"This column first was published in the August 2011 newsletter of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. Instead of polishing this column, I should be sewing nametags into my clothes, shaking out my sleeping bag for WordCamp. 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