{"id":3502,"date":"2012-02-13T11:05:14","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T17:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/?p=3502"},"modified":"2012-02-14T18:32:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T00:32:20","slug":"whodve-thunks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2012\/02\/whodve-thunks\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-Thunks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><small>Copyright 2012 Ben S. Pollock<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I knew what to expect of <em>The Artist,<\/em> a &#8220;silent&#8221; film, meaning no talking, though it did have sound effects and music (and beforehand, ironically, the loudest-volume trailers since those running with <em>Avatar<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Still, the teenage box office cashier warned My Beloved and me, while giving me $7 change for a twenty, &#8220;You know, right, there&#8217;s no talking in this one, don&#8217;t you? And it&#8217;s black-and-white. I&#8217;m supposed to tell you that.&#8221; The reminder was an order by her management, who&#8217;d heard the reports of movie goes demanding refunds over the lack of dialogue.<\/p>\n<p>She did not know if anything <a title=\"Of Manners, Movies and the Sorry State of Spectatorship\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/movies\/essay-of-manners-movies-and-the-sorry-state-of-spectatorship\/2012\/01\/30\/gIQALMc3mQ_story.html\" target=\"_blank\">like that<\/a> had happened at the Malco Razorback in Fayetteville, Arkansas.<\/p>\n<p>About two-thirds of the way through <em>The Artist,<\/em> only 100 minutes long, I saw a youngish man and a youngish woman walk out of the movie (they weren&#8217;t together). I wanted to hiss, &#8220;Punks! Does grabbing that half-hour mean that much to you, compared to junk I know you sit through?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I liked <a title=\"The Artist on IMDb\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1655442\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Artist<\/em><\/a> a lot. Liked <em>Tree of Life<\/em> a lot. Enthralled by <em>Hugo<\/em>. There was <em>The Descendants,<\/em> liked that a lot, too. These are among the current Oscar Best Picture nominees that I saw.<\/p>\n<p>MB and I went to these movies on the basis of critical acclaim. Hitting the parking lot, before we starting talking them through, I&#8217;d wonder each time, is this one Best Picture quality by my lights?<\/p>\n<p>What qualifies as a great movie for me? I treasure quality. But that translates to competence &#8212; if every piece of the movie &#8212; script, direction, acting, appropriate music, appropriate effects &#8212; is spot-on, well, isn&#8217;t that their job?<\/p>\n<p>Superlative for me means that the movie has had a profound impact on me. Two standards: First, it expanded my outlook or philosophy. The second standard is lower but still can make a movie great: Do certain scenes or even images meld into my mind immediately or later?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s call those Who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunk? moments. Great movies like <em>Sophie&#8217;s Choice<\/em> and <em>Apocalypse Now<\/em> have maybe 10 of those moments each, minimum. Those two movies also hit my upper standard as well, outlook-changing \/ personal philosophy enhancing. But the lesser movie <em>Cotton Club<\/em> has enough of Who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks to make my Great Movie list (among others: its Gwynne-Hoskins <a title=\"The Watch, 2:06\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ovguide.com\/fred-gwynne-9202a8c04000641f800000000006d7b0\" target=\"_blank\">watch scene<\/a> and Gregory Hines gun-riddled<!--more--> <a title=\"Death Dance -- caution extreme violence, 4:15\" href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/IiUUHDzSNd0\" target=\"_blank\">solo dance<\/a>; by gosh, Gere <em>was<\/em> right for his part).<\/p>\n<p>In that light, for 2011 movies <em>The Artist<\/em> is the closest to that standard of these movies. But I just am not sure. So, in the drizzly sleety season of best-of lists, what recent Oscar nominees were great?<\/p>\n<p>What follows then is a year-by-year search for subjective greatness, with memory-jogging by oscars.org of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Perhaps half of these movies I saw first on DVD at home. To keep this medium-long, I don&#8217;t list other solid movies, that aren&#8217;t up to this level.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it&#8217;ll sound like we two movies every weekend. But it&#8217;s barely one a month in a theater and another one or two a month at home.<\/p>\n<h3><a title=\"Nominees for the 84th Academy Awards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oscars.org\/awards\/academyawards\/84\/nominees.html\" target=\"_blank\">2012<\/a> (movies officially released in 2011)<\/h3>\n<p><em>The Descendants,<\/em> solid family melodrama. <em>Midnight in Paris,<\/em> I should&#8217;ve liked this movie (Woody Allen, the plot, the era it honors) more than I did. <em>Tree of Life,<\/em> a wonderful movie but a falls-short one.<\/p>\n<p>And here are 2011 movies nominated in other categories: <em>The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,<\/em> now non-novel readers who missed the Swedish adaption can see what the fuss was about. The concluding <em>Harry Potter<\/em> movie deserves awards representing the whole series, as was done with the concluding third <em>Lord of the Rings<\/em>.<\/p>\n<h4>The Artist<\/h4>\n<p>Considering all of the remakes that pass for blockbusters in recent years, <em>The Artist<\/em> echoes two of my great movies, <em>Singing in the Rain<\/em> and Mel Brooks&#8217; <em>Silent Movie.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes, Brooks&#8217; <a title=\"Trailer of Mel Brooks' Silent Movie, 1:52\" href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/nEvCJ1Hvibw\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Silent Movie<\/em><\/a> is on my Great Movie List, though ranking under <em>Young Frankenstein,<\/em> <em>The Producers (1968)<\/em> and <em>Blazing Saddles<\/em> but above <em>The Producers<\/em> (2005)). Full of who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks, of the giggling sort.<\/p>\n<p>The third movie it echoes, or the third, fourth and fifth movies, is <em>A <a title=\"Trailer of the 2nd version of A Star Is Born, the Judy Garland one, 3:53\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tcm.com\/mediaroom\/video\/27851\/Star-is-Born-A-Original-Trailer-.html\" target=\"_blank\">Star Is Born<\/a><\/em>, which has been made three times (a <a title=\" Clint Eastwood Still Doing A Star Is Born with Beyonce, now possibly with Leonardo DiCaprio\" href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/articles\/clint-eastwood-still-doing-a-star-is-born-with-bey,58202\/\" target=\"_blank\">fourth<\/a> remake is &#8220;in development,&#8221; by Clint Eastwood of all people). None of those movies quite meets the potential of the plot (mid-career star with problems meets rising star); maybe that&#8217;s why it gets remade every couple decades. On that level, <em>The Artist<\/em> is the first <em>Star Is Born<\/em> that works.<\/p>\n<p><em>Singing in the Rain<\/em> is the closest parallel. It and <em>Casablanca<\/em> (and the first five Marx Brothers features) are at the top of my Great Movies list. The Gene Kelly vehicle parallels <em>The Artist<\/em> in plot points, and the history it chronicles. But The Artist is not a remake and more of a wink than an homage. I bet its star Jean Dujardin would be the first to say he&#8217;s not close to the dancer Kelly was, though Dujardin has a number of dances, and he&#8217;s good. Kelly&#8217;s title dance and the Surreal dance are this show&#8217;s top who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks as well as every single frame Donald O&#8217;Connor is on screen.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just stop 4 minutes and see the trailer of <em>Singing in the Rain.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><object id=\"ep\" width=\"400\" height=\"325\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/i.cdn.turner.com\/v5cache\/TCM\/cvp\/container\/mediaroom_embed.swf?context=embed&amp;videoId=9988\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>But a present comparison has a point. <em>The Artist<\/em> is about a silent movie star failing to adapt to talkies. <em>Hugo<\/em> hits the same period of film evolution. <em>Hugo<\/em> is a tender, witty historical drama, and stops there. <em>The Artist<\/em> has a fable component. The way it shows the transition to a strong, new technology deliberately parallels today&#8217;s move toward online communications. Having a layer of symbolism, of depth pushes <em>The Artist<\/em> up a notch.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, why not call it great? I can&#8217;t recall particular scenes that sear into memory. Every wonderful shot I do recall are obvious quotes from previous movies. I appreciate the cleverness, but no who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks.<\/p>\n<p>BUT, seeing on Feb. 11 a <em>Saturday Night Live<\/em> parody of <em>The Artist,<\/em> even starring Dujardin, just may quell my doubts. (NBC sticks a brief ad first, sorry.)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"NBC Video Widget\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/assets\/video\/widget\/widget.html?vid=1384638\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"512\" height=\"347\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><a title=\"Winners and Nominees for the 83rd Academy Awards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oscars.org\/awards\/academyawards\/83\/nominees.html\" target=\"_blank\">2011<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><em>The King&#8217;s Speech<\/em> won. Good bio pik. <em>The Social Network<\/em> melodrama&#8217;d up another nonfiction story. <em>The Kids Are All Right<\/em> was a predicatble family drama made unique by mom and dad being mom and mom. <em>Inception<\/em> was clever sci-fi. <em>Winter&#8217;s Bone<\/em>, though about scuzzy Southerners, overall was respectful of my homeland and its people. <em>True Grit<\/em> was about my home town Fort Smith and based on a novel by who might be my state&#8217;s best writer, Charles Portis.<\/p>\n<p>Life changing? None of them. My favorites? <em>True Grit<\/em> and <em>Winter&#8217;s Bone<\/em>. Who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks? <em>Inception<\/em>, whose writing and special effects come close to depicting dreams as maybe we might like them to be, as long as we know we&#8217;ll wake up.<\/p>\n<h3><a title=\"Nominees &amp; Winners for the 82nd Academy Awards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oscars.org\/awards\/academyawards\/82\/nominees.html\" target=\"_blank\">2010<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Winner, <em>The Hurt Locker,<\/em> which I didn&#8217;t see until late in 2011, at home on DVD. A fine movie. Others that struck me: <em>Avatar<\/em>, too self-regarding. <em>Inglourious Basterds,<\/em> daring to give World War II a satisfying ending. <em>A Serious Man,<\/em> sub-Coen quality. <em>Up in the Air,<\/em> good comment on the current economy.<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks? <em>Inglourious Basterds<\/em> for its imaginative audacity. Outlook-changing? <em>Up in the Air.<\/em> I still can see scenes from it in my mind, Clooney&#8217;s mix of confidence and gullibility. I wish I&#8217;d seen <em>The Hurt Locker<\/em> on the big screen. It changed my outlook, on this long war America convinced itself was necessary. It had who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunks, too, chief among them was the hero&#8217;s <a title=\"Cereal scene, 0:36\" href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/3PgbNQU3cYo\" target=\"_blank\">shopping<\/a> back at home: Overwhelmed by our abundance, he headed back to likely fatal work defusing bombs.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a solid if predictable drama, <em>Crazy Heart.<\/em> You know what? <em>Crazy Heart<\/em> is a version of <em>Star Is Born.<\/em><\/p>\n<h3><a title=\"Nominees &amp; Winners for the 81st Academy Awards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oscars.org\/awards\/81academyawards\/nominees.html\" target=\"_blank\">2009<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Winner, <em>Slumdog Millionaire.<\/em> Others notable best-pictures: <em>The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Milk, The Reader<\/em>. Notable but in other categories, <em>The Wrestler, Tropic Thunder.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Life changing: <em>Slumdog<\/em>, because of the way the protagonist&#8217;s life had extreme but remotely possible coincidences, reminiscent of a Great Movie, <a title=\"Choose Me in IMDb\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087054\/\" target=\"_blank\">Choose Me <\/a>(1984). Plus, the vividness of India in <em>Slumdog<\/em> is itself a who&#8217;d&#8217;v&#8217;thunk. Who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunk: <em>Tropic Thunder<\/em> for the chances it took in taste and political correctness.<\/p>\n<h3><a title=\"The 80th Academy Awards (2008) Nominees and Winners\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oscars.org\/awards\/academyawards\/legacy\/ceremony\/80th-winners.html\" target=\"_blank\">2008<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Winner, <em>No Country for Old Men<\/em>. Another Best Picture nominee,<em> Michael Clayton,<\/em><em><\/em> unpredictable but believable courtroom drama. Notable others, <em>Charlie Wilson&#8217;s War,<\/em> based on recent history. <em>Persepolis,<\/em> a fine adult cartoon. <em>The Golden Compass,<\/em> the original book (volume one of a trilogy) is better but the movie ain&#8217;t bad. <em>Across the Universe, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly<\/em> &#8212; a good year for movies, now that I see the titles.<\/p>\n<p>Note here that Clooney has been in wonderful movies, <em>The Descendants, Up in the Air<\/em> and <em>Michael Clayton.<\/em> Note who else has: Brad Pitt, with <em>The Tree of Life<\/em>, <em>Inglourious Basterds<\/em> and <em>Benjamin Button.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Great movies of 2007, honored in early 2008: <em>Michael Clayton<\/em> was another good commentary on current American life. <em>No Country,<\/em> now that is a movie you can&#8217;t get out of your head, with numerous who&#8217;d&#8217;ve-thunk images and scenes. Plus, it turned me onto Cormac McCarthy, so since then I&#8217;ve read most of his books. If it spoke to me philosophically it was that no matter what, you can&#8217;t outsmart crazy people and while on rare occasions you can outrun death, it&#8217;ll still find you.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s stop on that year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copyright 2012 Ben S. Pollock I knew what to expect of The Artist, a &#8220;silent&#8221; film, meaning no talking, though it did have sound effects and music (and beforehand, ironically, the loudest-volume trailers since those running with Avatar). Still, the teenage box office cashier warned My Beloved and me, while giving me $7 change for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":146,"url":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2005\/05\/confusing-the-issue\/","url_meta":{"origin":3502,"position":0},"title":"Confusing the issue","author":"Ben S. 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