{"id":245,"date":"2006-11-19T11:06:13","date_gmt":"2006-11-19T17:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/index.php\/2006\/11\/19\/you-you-you\/"},"modified":"2006-11-19T13:09:13","modified_gmt":"2006-11-19T19:09:13","slug":"you-you-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2006\/11\/you-you-you\/","title":{"rendered":"You, you, you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;That is sooo infantile.&quot;<\/p>\n<p> That is something said to a non-infant. It may be descriptive, but the purpose is to shame the person into not doing what is being labeled infantile again.<\/p>\n<p> As a shaming device, it works. OK, it does not work on me precisely, but it slows me down. Is the act infantile? No, but if I adjust it, then it&#8217;s also clever and I again can justify my act or my utterance. Great pun, eh? Had you, huh?<\/p>\n<p>&quot;That is so adolescent.&quot; &quot;That is so juvenile.&quot; &quot;Sophomoric.&quot; All mean the same as infantile, intended to have the same impact, though they describe an entirely different age group.<\/p>\n<p> The school marms among us, though, would say they all are the same age group: more sophisticated pranks or intentions but arising from the same faux Freudian ego urge.<\/p>\n<p> Baby. &quot;So immature.&quot;<\/p>\n<p> So be it. -30- <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;That is sooo infantile.&quot; That is something said to a non-infant. It may be descriptive, but the purpose is to shame the person into not doing what is being labeled infantile again. As a shaming device, it works. OK, it does not work on me precisely, but it slows me down. Is the act infantile? 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