{"id":228,"date":"2006-08-11T11:47:50","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T16:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/index.php\/2006\/08\/11\/rotten-dirty-scoundrels\/"},"modified":"2006-08-12T01:10:21","modified_gmt":"2006-08-12T06:10:21","slug":"rotten-dirty-scoundrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2006\/08\/rotten-dirty-scoundrels\/","title":{"rendered":"Rotten dirty scoundrels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Copyright 2006 Ben S. Pollock<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Your government at work:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No liquids or gels of any kind will be permitted in carry on baggage. such items must be in checked baggage. This includes all beverages, shampoo, sun tan lotion, creams, tooth paste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>from <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"U.S. Department of Homeland Security\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dhs.gov\/dhspublic\/interapp\/press_release\/press_release_0976.xml\">Liquids and Gels Prohibited in Carry-On Baggage<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If shampoo is outlawed, only outlaws&#8217; hairdressers will know for sure.<\/li>\n<li>If sunscreen is outlawed, only outlaws will have creamy white skin.<\/li>\n<li>If toothpaste is outlawed, only outlaws will be fluoridated (it <em><strong>is<\/strong><\/em> a plot).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if airlines return to full (and free) beverage service (where you can get your soda refilled on flights of under an hour).<\/p>\n<p>Hotels now will supply toothpaste and skin and hair emollients, in addition to the shampoo and mouthwash they now put on the vanity?<\/p>\n<p>Body odor.  It is <i>so<\/i> foreign. -30-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copyright 2006 Ben S. Pollock Your government at work: No liquids or gels of any kind will be permitted in carry on baggage. such items must be in checked baggage. This includes all beverages, shampoo, sun tan lotion, creams, tooth paste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency.&#8221; from Liquids and Gels Prohibited in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-spin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":218,"url":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2006\/07\/epilogue-or-a-look-ahead\/","url_meta":{"origin":228,"position":0},"title":"Epilogue, or a Look Ahead","author":"Ben S. 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