{"id":225,"date":"2006-08-05T11:24:32","date_gmt":"2006-08-05T16:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/index.php\/2006\/08\/05\/two-no-comments\/"},"modified":"2006-08-06T21:49:16","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T02:49:16","slug":"two-no-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2006\/08\/two-no-comments\/","title":{"rendered":"Two No Comments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A popular sportscaster in Arkansas , Paul Eells, 70, was <a title=\"State Mourns Loss of \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcBest Friend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nwanews.com\/story.php?paper=adg&#038;section=Sports&#038;storyid=162295\">killed in a head-on collision<\/a> a little after 8 p.m. on Monday, July 31. Also killed was the driver of the car into which his sedan crashed, Billie Jo Burton, 40, of Dover, Ark., who also was traveling alone. Eells&#8217; car drifted over the median of Interstate 40 at Russellville, into the path of Burton&#8217;s, and that was that.<\/p>\n<p>One article in <em>Democrat-Gazette<\/em> editions of Wednesday, Aug. 2 (Page 1C in the Northwest edition) was headlined &#8220;Woman killed in collision was fan of Eells, Arkansas.&#8221;  (That day had multiple sidebars to the Eells story and only a couple are available online. So you&#8217;ll have to find a hard copy.)<\/p>\n<p>It reported Burton loved the Razorbacks, and the longtime Voice of the Razorbacks in particular, according to a close friend. And, &#8220;I know Paul would be the first one to say, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m so sorry this happened,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said UA football Coach Houston Nutt. Burton was married and the mother of a 22-year-old and a 16-year-old, as well as being a volunteer girls&#8217; softball coach.<\/p>\n<p>First &#8220;no comment&#8221; goes here.<\/p>\n<p>Gov. Mike Huckabee ordered that only Arkansas flags be lowered to half-staff and just on the day of Eells&#8217; funeral, Friday, Aug. 4. Up here, on Interstate 540, the Landers and Fletcher car dealers had their giant U.S. flags lowered the entire week.<\/p>\n<p>In July, Huckabee ordered both state and American flags lowered for several days between the death and funeral for Lt. Gov. Win Rockefeller. And they were at the dealerships and &#8216;most everywhere you looked.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, a sports personality, though reputed by many, many people (including friends of mine) to be a very nice man &#8212; and an elected official who had spent decades before this state post dedicated to public service, particularly to special needs children and the Scouts.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I almost made a comment and this is a no-comment <strong>Brick<\/strong>. -30-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A popular sportscaster in Arkansas , Paul Eells, 70, was killed in a head-on collision a little after 8 p.m. on Monday, July 31. Also killed was the driver of the car into which his sedan crashed, Billie Jo Burton, 40, of Dover, Ark., who also was traveling alone. Eells&#8217; car drifted over the median [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":123,"url":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2005\/08\/go-hogs-quickly\/","url_meta":{"origin":225,"position":0},"title":"Go, Hogs, Quickly","author":"Ben S. 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