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Starting this summer, the sessions will be closed to the public in general and the press in particular.<\/p>\n<p> If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to observe it, has the tree really fallen?<\/p>\n<p> If football players work out and no reporters are allowed in to see them, will the Razorbacks be in any shape come fall? -30-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copyright 2005 Ben S. Pollock Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005: News item: The Razorback football team of the University of Arkansas is ending a decades-old tradition of open practice. Starting this summer, the sessions will be closed to the public in general and the press in particular. If a tree falls in the forest and no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-body-home-street"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":108,"url":"https:\/\/benpollock.com\/brick\/2005\/09\/goody-a-poem\/","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":0},"title":"Goody, a poem","author":"Ben S. 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