Pooh-bah Rules

This is just a run­ning list. Posted because I for­get my own rules. Now any­where there’s an Inter­net con­nec­tion, I can remind myself. First, are ground rules, long posted here. Related is my com­mon­place book.

Food

0512 brick logoDon’t take com­pany to the restau­rant you’ve been mean­ing to try. Go to one of the old reli­able stand­bys, unless your guests are reli­ably easy-going.

Don’t order pizza any­where but a pizze­ria. The Ital­ian restau­rants with the stone ovens? You get either a large round cracker with glop on top or a yeasty flat­bread with glop on top. Nei­ther is pizza.

  • A watched pot never boils. Actu­ally it does, but why not wash that early sink­ful of dishes while you’re waiting?
  • A watched pot never boils. An unat­tended pot boils over.

Chip the­ory. Tor­tilla and potato chips have low salt and oil com­pared to many processed foods, even snack crack­ers. It must be because those ingre­di­ents are on the sur­face and tin­gle your taste buds first. Apply chip the­ory to a sen­si­ble diet. [Excep­tion: In bak­ing, salt and oil have chem­i­cal func­tions so fol­low recipes.] Add salt to rice as it’s cook­ing, and you still want salt at the table. Thus: Boil just in water (or salt-free broth), then sprin­kle salt and maybe a sliver of but­ter when it’s done and it tastes right. Microwave frozen green beans with a spoon of water, then stir in a sprin­kle of salt (or spritz of soy sauce) and a sliver of but­ter (or a dash of olive or dark sesame oil). Yeah. The the­ory holds for sugar, too, as a condiment.

Bulk-food aisles are won­der­ful. You’d think some items would stale or spoil like that but by their nature the items sell and are replen­ished quickly. Often — the spices and loose teas — it’s cheaper than a com­pa­ra­ble amount sold in a bot­tle or bag. When you have a new recipe with what for you is an unusual spice, you can buy just what’s needed.

We usu­ally have two cof­fee grinders: the new one and the older one that’s about to break. Use the lat­ter to grind whole spices, just before cook­ing. If the recipe calls only for a small amount of spice, also put the salt and pep­per the recipe prob­a­bly wants as well in the grinder, to give it enough to work with. By spice I mean seeds like cumin. Dried herbs are the leaves, which shouldn’t be ground.

Gen­eral

Doing a good thing often doesn’t quite match doing the right thing.

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