Category Archives: Vuvuzela Monologues

Ben proverb: The sound of one vuvuzela blowing … can be tough on the ear but fun for the mouth. Moral: Blow your own horn.

Spread It

Face­book often is pos­i­tive, and right­fully so. A Brick from 11 months ago sup­ported that: The Future Just Showed Up: Like. Face­book is not all feel-good happy talk but con­tro­versy and delib­er­ate neg­a­tiv­ity get moved down and out quickly — posts get “hid­den” and friends become “unfriended.” My last week­end post fell in between. Sun­day

3 Cheers for Saturday

What, not four? Oth­ers are pun­dit­ing U.S. econ­omy very well. Why there’ll always be real estate agents and con­trac­tors In the Home­Style sec­tion of the Sat­ur­day regional/state paper is the weekly Per­sonal Space brief. Most weeks the sub­ject, who is asked about her or his home and some bio­graph­i­cal infor­ma­tion, maneu­vers to plug their busi­ness or

Chair Up

Portable chairs these days are of a kind: metal rods sup­port­ing a ham­mock seat and back, designed to col­lapse and fit in a tubu­lar cloth bag. It’s been impos­si­ble to find those web chairs, strips of woven plas­tic inter­laced on a frame of light alu­minum tub­ing; it just folds for trans­port. Web chairs are more

By George

With apolo­gies to George Orwell: Win­ston gazed up at the enor­mous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hid­den beneath the dark mous­tache. O cruel, need­less mis­un­der­stand­ing! O stub­born, self-willed exile from the lov­ing breast! Two Vic­tory Gin-scented tears trick­led down the sides of his nose, only to

Mosque, Ow, on the Hudson

Some blasts from the vuvuzela. I used to play instru­ments, not just blow my own horn. While avoid­ing graven images, there’s no writ against craven puns. Mosque, ow, on the Hud­son? Say­ing where houses of wor­ship do not belong raises all sorts of red flags, no mat­ter the neigh­bor­hood, no mat­ter the reli­gion. How could a

Vuvuzela Monologues – Ads

Here’s some vuvuzela blasts to adver­tise­ments of the you-must-be-kidding sort. Vir­tu­ally all of these are from the Sun­day news­pa­per coupon sets. Because these go a long way to pay­ing my salary, please buy every one of these. They’re fine prod­ucts at hon­est prices. • • • Del Monte has a new cam­paign for its canned fruits

Vuvuzela Monologues

As long as soccer’s World Cup has made the vuvuzela sta­dium noise­maker a com­mon word in Amer­ica, Brick wants to horn in on its ubiq­uity for a new series of short takes. Today, it’s skin and drama. • • • Speak­ing of vuvuzela, one rash has come home to roost, on my left fore­arm. Until the most