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Answering machine’s new message

You’ve reached the voice mail of Ben Pollock. I can’t answer the phone right now because I’m floating above the Ozark foothills inside a balloon — which explains my high-pitched voice — looking for radioactive rabbit droppings.

If you now must ask Where the Wild Things Are, they’re eating supper in their room. And it’s still hot.

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