Monthly Archives: April 2009

You Say Recession, I Say Tomato

The 24-hour news and/or busi­ness chan­nels, which can’t fill the time with analy­ses and opin­ions — fresh infor­ma­tion only takes a cou­ple of min­utes — more fre­quently use pre­dic­tions to round out the cycle. Can you take their fore­casts to the bank? Can your bank then take them to the Fed? Never mind the truth, can any­one

Newspaper Stat, NSNC Stet

There’s been e-talk among the mem­ber­ship about renam­ing the National Soci­ety of News­pa­per Colum­nists. I was for it, liked some of the pro­pos­als, but now I’m agin it. It’s not that I’m sore that my sug­ges­tion, Inter­na­tional House of Toast (nod to Bob and Ray) was ignored. We would be fol­low­ing the path of a

Introducing Mani

This is dog­ging me. Now that we have a pup (14 months, actu­ally) join­ing our two cats, our role in the world is chang­ing fast. My Beloved and I are seen dif­fer­ently. We now num­ber in the soci­ety of dog own­ers, as col­le­gial and help­ful, nip­ping and hyp­o­crit­i­cal, a group as human­ity as a whole.

Notta Lotta Matzo

Passover ends at sun­down today, its eighth day. Just before the fes­ti­val week of Pesach began, local stores that carry some kosher prod­ucts year-round — and a few more items come early spring — began run­ning out of unleav­ened bread. Again. Must be those Chris­tians. North­west Arkansas only has a few Jews, who surely are

It Had to Be Ewe

DATELINE DREAMLAND — We must have got­ten lost. My wife and I were on the road. It was a long trip, and it seemed to be in a for­eign coun­try, although we had a com­mon lan­guage with the locals. We pulled over, rather than get more dis­ori­ented, and soon saw a native fam­ily in the